Last Will and Testament
Jaycee and Jennifer
- Daniel leaves behind his ability to giggle like a girl about anything, all the time.
- Sandy leaves behind her ability to tell stories that nobody really understands the meaning of but her.
- Jaycee leaves behind all her extra test hours spent in deep thought; ... we figure it should equal about a month.
- Andrew leaves behind his talent to sidetrack any teacher, getting them off topic and the class out of work.
- Lance leaves behind his jokes that only he gets.
- Judith leaves behind her spot at the school's hallway phone for all the other girls who need to know where their boyfriends are 24/7.
- Christine leaves behind bruises on all the boys in our class, and maybe a few others, who have perturbed her ... we've sent out a warning to be posted at her college next year… 'Beware of ticking Christine off'.
- Cara leaves behind CD's of her favorite band Moxy Früvous, for all those who are looking for a song about meiosis and cell division.
- Shandy leaves behind her watch, for all those other girls who like to know, down to the minute, how long they've been going out with their boyfriend.
- Kyle leaves behind Jimmy's toys for all those who are young at heart, and would enjoy playtime in the DL room.
- Valerie leaves behind her canoeing abilities, for those who like to row to class.
- Jody leaves behind her personal e-mail account, 'Gossip Queen'... for all those other girls who seem to know everything about everybody ... and live at the computer.
- Jenn leaves behind her locker mirror, for all those other girls who like to be sure their hair and makeup is perfect at all times.
- Amber leaves behind something we can't actually mention, but if you ever make it out to the Worsley Ski Hill, it might still be hanging on the tow.
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