Sandy's
Favourite All-Time
Country & Western Hits

  • "I'm So Lonely I Could Cry, But I'll Sing This Song Through My Nose Instead"
              Emmylou Pharynx
  • "You Can Have My Heart, But Keep Your Hands Off My Pickup"
              Ferlin Frisky
  • "I'm a Long Haul Trucker, and I Named My 18-Wheeler 'Daisy Mae'"
              Whitey Butt
  • "I'm Gonna Miss You When You're Gone, But If You Write, I'm Sure the Guards Will Pass It On"
              Dwight Yokel
  • "Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure!"
              Seymour Butz
  • "Mama Get The Hammer ( There's A Fly On Papa's Head)"
              Clint Chesthair
  • "She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger"
              Patti Flatchest
  • "You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"
              Marvin Plonkett
  • "I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life"
              Bob Wire

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They do too sing through their noses!