The Facts of Life

Daniel's father was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed Daniel, who was just 4 years old, standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

Daniel's father thought, "Great...he's only 4, and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. But no need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, if he has any questions, and then I'll answer."

After everything was over, his father walked over to Daniel and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed Daniel. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"


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