22 Questions That Have Always Puzzled Cara
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
times, does he become disoriented?
- Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put
your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale
bread to begin with.
- When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a
person drives a race car not called a racist?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety one"?
- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
- What 'hair color' do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
exactly are the others here for?
- No one ever says, "It's only a game", when their team is
winning.
- Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
zigzag?
- If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
- Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
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