 Vicky, do you remember David and how he had remarkable vocal skills? No-one could ever get complete silence out of him! Well JR, could we all forget Eyvind and his impromptu speech from Mr. Willis' Comm Tech class? I think it went like this: "I was invited over to this hot girl's place to teach her to play volleyball ... in her room!" Then we had Isaac who had gone his whole life without breaking a bone in his body ... until his grade 12 year, when everything went to pieces ... an ankle and a collarbone in one year! Ain't that something! Joann has always been known to be a little outspoken. One day in Social 20 Mr. Reid decided to show the class his sweet hackey-sack skills, but in the end Joann ended up with the hackey-sack right in the head. She was no longer just a little outspoken! Then we had Jordan who knew just how to make any class enjoyable for himself. Wherever there was a propped up textbook and Jordan, there was always a novel to be found. Remember how Jessica always used to brag about how perfect her cat Gus was? Then one day my point that no cat is perfect was made. That was when Jess came to school with a little bit of excess weight and a funky smell. Hopefully this is self-explanatory ... but if not, well, ... there was kitty poop in her backpack! Mark came to school here in Grade 11, and from the time he got here we all knew that there was something special about him. Then it happened. He was walking around the school dressed up and strutting just like a cheerleader, with the uniform, dress, pom poms and everything. The worst part of it was that he forgot to shave his legs! Do you remember Scott and his numerous high school romances? Well, one day it was not just the students that knew about him, but the teachers too. Scott then became known as LB (aka 'Loverboy'). Following this name came a red face every day in social class. I am sure no one will forget Stan as he learned to play the guitar. He was known throughout the school for his expertise in playing the '7 Nation Army Song' ... over and over and over again. How could we ever forget JR. Every day the three girls in the class knew to bring an extra sweater to Social Class. But to make up for freezing us out, JR would give us candy ... DinoSours mostly, but occasionally suckers too! Then there was Vicky. One day in Grade 9 Vicky was having a frustrating day in the computer lab, and she looked around to see if the teacher was in the room. She didn't see him, so she started to vent her frustrations in a manner she shouldn't have. She even said a forbidden four-letter word several times ... and then Mr. Northcott stood up and Vicky sat down. |