Class Prophecies

by Brent and Wacey

After graduation, Menno's clothes still never fit him quite right, so he opened his own BIG & TALL store ... located in his parents' yard. Some might say his business was very successful ... but really his only customers are the Klassens.

After graduation Shelaine went on to become a Wildlife Officer due to her love for animals. Little did she know that waiting for her at home was a locked door, an angry father and a box full of her belongings on the front step.

Brittany left Worsley to become a veterinarian. After about a year she became homesick, moved back in with her parents, and became a successful housewife. And by successful I mean eight kids, three cats, two dogs, and a goat.

After graduation Jocelyn realized that in life not everything goes her way, and so her natural skill of debating led her to become the Premier of Alberta. Everything was going well until the voters realized that the decisions that she was making reflected on her own needs instead of everyone else's.

After graduating from high school Brent had high hopes of making the NBA. After being a bench warmer for a few years, he realized this was not where he wanted to be. He then took matters into his own hands, getting a sex change to enable him to become the star player in the women's league.

Wacey went on to become professional motocross racer, until his mother gave him the full treatment ... facial, pedicure, and even laser hair removal on his backside. Wacey has now taken over his mother's business, and owns two major Health & Wellness Spas.



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