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Past Memories
Colby: After many years here, you would think I would have some good stories…. I don't …. Because I can't remember shhh…. Evan: Shhhhhould we continue? Colby: Why not? Evan: We thought long and hard ... over the past few minutes ... about what we should say up here tonight, and we decided to remember the happy times, by turning on you guys! HAHAHA! Colby: Now now….. Who should go first…… Evan: Aaaaahhhhhh ... Cole! How should we start? He came to our school in grade.9. Cole was a very energetic kid but he was never too “bright”. Of course how bright can you be to hop on an animal that can kill you? I mean, just look at him over there. Hobbling on his crutches. (lol) Sorry Cole you know we don't mean it………much. Colby: Remember when he and Brody mooned the Old Dutch guy? Evan: Yah. He mooned him and the teacher was standing right there. Colby: I'm guessing you all know where he ended up. And enough about Cole ... now we shall move on to…….. Evan: Josh. Colby: Josh…. Ha ha. Josh came here in grade 10 along with Tim, Matt and that other kid….. what was his name….. Evan: Anyways, Josh was a good kid…. when the teachers were around. Colby: You give him a lighter and a can of axe and he would be amused for the day. Evan: He is a crazy guy. You wouldn't know it just by looking at him….. But once you get to know him…..yaaaa! Colby: Mr Phelps said that Josh and Robin were the only ones that he had seen make a working steam boat. Evan: If I remember correctly, it caught on fire. Colby: Yep, and because of that fire their trip to Africa is discontinued. Evan: Tim was almost the opposite. He looked like he could be trouble, but he's a nice guy. Colby: Timmy was a machine in football! Evan: Yah, the ball would be coming right for you. You think you're going to catch it ... then a gust of wind would go past and the ball would be gone. And Tim would be at the other end of the field scoring a touchdown. Tim could jump, like, eight feet in the air, and is almost twice as fast as anyone else we know. Colby: Now Matt, as we all know, is a pretty good guy, except that one time….. last year….. HEY MATT! Remember the 2009 Grad BBQ? Yes? No? But I won't go into that…. Thankfully you were ….. calmer at ours. Evan: Hey, aren't we forgetting someone…. Colby: I don't think we did…. Evan: Well, with these fond memories of this class we can only…. Colby: JEREMY! We forgot Jeremy! Evan: Hey hey, Jeremy sorry about that buddy, but you can't blame us. Colby: He's right, dude. You could be interrogated by the CIA and they wouldn't get anything. Evan: Jeremy is a quiet person, but he can be quite the character… Colby: Like the time when Jeremy tried to do a back flip off the shed walk and ended up wrecking his knee. Evan: These stories are just the tip of the ice berg for many of us, ... but that will be for another time! |