Good evening, fellow graduates, honored guests, ladies and gentlemen. This speech is about the legacies that the Grad Class of 2000 leaves behind.
Peter leaves behind his trademark earring for all those boys daring to be different. But remember, Peter, you're only 6 inches away!!! Carmen leaves behind her bruised knees, for all the future volleyball stars. Alana leaves behind the phone in the hallway, for all those other love-struck women. Blake leaves behind his tongue-tied statements, by which he has led us to believe that he was going to wear a grad dress tonight. Justin leaves behind his death defying Skidoo stunts for all the thrill seekers. Ohh ... and his love for, or to-be, Mary Poppins, we weren't quite sure. Jesse leaves behind her clumsy attributes, due to her oversized feet (or 'large understanding' as she calls it). Malcolm leaves behind his quiet nature, for those people who talk too much. Troy leaves behind his unique personality and sense of fashion, to all those guys bold enough to wear red lipstick and black leather coats. Amanda leaves behind her musical talent for all those up and coming musicians, and also, a few of those embarrassing 'blonde moments' that suit her a little too welL Jordan leaves behind his ability to break the rule that states "There is no such thing as a stupid question", for those who need to know it all. Ryan leaves behind his love of Ford trucks, for those unwilling to buy a real truck. No offense, Ryan. Martha leaves behind her independence, ... and book of excuses for missing class. Nathan leaves behind his ability to make people laugh, for future class clowns. Much to the teachers' displeasure, there was never a dull or quiet moment when Nathan was around, ... just ask him about Mr. Kochan's biology class. Rachel leaves behind her list of sassy comebacks, for those people who never know what to say. Arron leaves behind his badminton racquet, for all those with the desire to win. Mindy leaves behind her leadership and achievement ability, ... along with her back-up beeper for all those accident-prone drivers. Trust me, I know!!! Melissa leaves behind her compassion and sense of humor, not to mention her ability to remodel garages, for all those who hit the gas instead of the brake pedal. This is the last will and testament of the Worsley Graduating Class of 2000. Thank you. |