Jack's List of
Inappropriate Birthday Gifts

  • The 'Li'l Naturalist' Hornet Farm ... keep it in your bedroom.

  • The Duncan 'Yo' -- goes down, never comes back up.

  • '5,200 Pick Up' -- a jumbo deck lets kids play a larger version of their favourite game.

  • The Laff-o-Minit Fonics Spellin Tootor -- be a beter speler.

  • 'Doggie Dentist' -- kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.

  • 'Cuisin-Art' -- turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.

  • 'Bungeroo' -- kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms.

  • 'Learn About Puberty Chia Pet' -- we won't go there ...

  • 'Make a Tornado in Your Toilet' Kit -- fun for the whole family.

  • Gothic Barbie -- every kid needs a Goth Barbie. Really.

  • 'It's a Gas' -- special food dye kit makes your farts visible. Great at parties.

Fun Stuff