Jack's Deepest Thoughts Ponder this: Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs', what does that make the Tennessee Titans? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one person enjoys it? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? What 'hair colour' do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, shouldn't electricians be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made my horn louder. I love defenseless animals, especially with a good gravy! For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. BACK