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Have you bought Happy Meals just for the toys, even though you're a lot older than eight? Do you have a tattoo written in Chinese and you have no idea what it means? Is Squidward your hero?

O.K., you may have been wondering if you really are a loser. We're pretty sure you aren't ... but just in case, check out the list below.

You know you're a loser when:

... this is the only summer job you can get.
... your hamsters always mysteriously disappear.
... everyone laughs at the music on your playlist.
... your cats have more charisma than you do.
... everyone picks on you.
... animals hate you.
... you still watch all the games.
... you've failed the driver's test eighteen times.
... your father doesn't trust you to pump gas.
... you still can't parallel-park a car.
... you have to dress funny to get noticed.
... you tried rodeo, but couldn't run fast enough.
... you still haven't figured out how to print a Word document.
... your girlfriend is stronger than you are!
... your dream wedding cake costs $21.99
... your hamster disappeared AGAIN!
... your friends make fun of your computer 'skills'.
... you can't even pass sewing class.
... you can't even solve this version of Rubik's Cube.
... your little brother can beat you at this game.
... you'd LIKE to do the homework but there's too many big words in the textbook.
... not even a new calculator will help you do better in Math.
... you always have trouble with the combination lock on your locker.
... no-one appreciates your many talents.
... you aren't even embarrassed to be caught watching!
... you spend 11 hours a day watching TV.
... your parents won't let you babysit any more.
... you find unusual ways to amuse yourself.
... the Motocross Race committee won't let you enter.
... your father won't lend you the truck any more.
... your summer job only lasted one morning.
... not even your escort likes your Grad dress!
... your father doesn't like your new boyfriend, but you think he's hot!
... you still let your mother cut your hair.

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