An incomplete list of real Country songs. Sort of. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You Mamma Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line The Last Word In Lonesome Is 'me' You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log And There was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away? Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life? If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, I Wonder Whose I'd Find On You I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd Fun Stuff HTML, graphics & design by Bill Willis 2023