CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

 Big John McNasty
Six feet eleven inches of raw muscle and tattoos. Expert in hand-to-hand combat, and marksman proficiency with all weapons. One mean dude. Experts only.
 Sven the Butcher
Wickedly accurate with a shotgun and has the stamina of three bulls. Maybe four. Terrorists shake in their boots when they see him coming. Good choice for beginners.
 Conan the Barbarian from Hines Creek
Big and ugly, with breath that would stun a grizzly. Looks like a grizzly. Fully tattooed and ready for action. Not too bright, but good with a shotgun.
 Some Guy from Calgary
Nice tan, but not a lot of muscle. Looks good in a bathing suit. Wears hand-stitched sequined cowboy boots. Not too good with weapons, but can run fast and dodge bullets. A good choice if you're not really into the maiming thing.
 Devon
Quick on his feet, and a great dancer. In touch with his feelings. Abhors violence of any kind. A slight speech impediment. Don't choose this character if anyone's looking.


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