We stole some opening shots from the real movie. Is this classy, or what?!
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The Wicked Queen with the Wicked Hair talks to her magic locker. (Mirror? What mirror?)
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She discovers she's not the fairest one of all. Also that someone left a sandwich in there last June.
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The Woodsman with the strange coat is enticed to carry off Snow White. He's promised new clothes.
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We see Snow White singing innocently to her garbage pail. O.K., maybe raspingly ...
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Snow White is carried off by the Woodsman, who will suffer if he drops her ...
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The Woodsman has a change of heart. Why is Snow White laughing? We edited this out.
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Snow White runs for her life, after reapplying her lipstick, of course!
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At the home of the four dwarfs. No acting here ... the sock really did smell terrible!
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The Four Dwarfs ... Clumsy, Whiney, Sneezy, ... and Bob. Bob is the disgusting one.
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Snow White meets Clumsy. Stan is getting good at this, after falling off the bow of the Titanic ...
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We meet Sneezy.
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This is Bob again, who seems to pick his nose a lot.
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The Queen discovers that Snow White is alive.
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The Queen offers Snow White a poison apple. If there were Emmys for this, Jess would win one!
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Snow White isn't sure what to do with it...
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... but she eventually eats it ...
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... and falls face first into a ham sandwich.
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The dwarfs deciding what to do about her ...
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Fortunately, Prince Charming arrives ...
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... but his charms fail. Snow White snores on.
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Somehow Cinderella receives his attentions. The shoe fits! We're not sure what happened here. We suspect the script writer went off the deep end ...
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We won't reveal the ending, but here's a shot of some of the credits ... nice music too!
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We also have various outtakes when Ms. White messed up her lines.
(Blame it on the lipstick)
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